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[离任作者] 【屁股被干了一枪】

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对于初中就会给女童鞋写情书的王正来说,虽然现在是个不喜欢跟女孩说话的宅男。多少年过去了,但毕竟功底还在,逗女孩子的技巧还是很老道的。一句话一个动作,就让气呼呼的女孩笑出声来。那句话还是一语双关,U~SB、还有插口呢,笑。孙淼不笑出来才怪了,可以见得王正平日里幽默感是很强的,也难怪孙淼这个公安局长的公主见到他要漫不动腿了。
当然了,王正的幽默感再强,也强不过作者猴大。
王正万万没有想到,他在通孙淼的逼逼时,屁股却让未来的丈人~老爸捅了个洞。这可真让人笑喷了。
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