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wt4443077 发表于 2021-4-16 15:19 只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则 1：Q：有两个人掉到陷阱里了，死的人叫死人，活人叫什么? 　　A:叫救命啦! 2：提问：布和纸怕什么？　　回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。　　原因：不(布)怕一万，只(纸)怕万一。 3：有一天有个婆婆坐车… 　　坐到中途婆婆不认识路了…. 　　婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说：这是哪？　　司机：这是我的屁股…..
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