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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、小奥在面馆吃饭,要了一碗拉面。由于人多,小奥等了许久,不耐烦了就问老板:“好了没?”老板说:“正
拉着呢!请稍等。”不一会儿,老板端来一碗热气腾腾的拉面,说:“刚拉好的,挺热,您请慢点吃。”

2、刚和几个女汉子吃火锅。越吃越辣,越吃越热,索性姐妹几个都把外套脱了。其中一姐妹们把毛衣也脱了,
可店里迅速安静下来。这货居然把胸罩穿在秋衣外面,还浑然不觉……

3、宿舍一哥们拿着杀虫剂,往身上各角落喷了一遍.我好奇地问道:“都没蚊子了,还喷什么杀虫剂?”哥们说
:“出去约会,没香水了,拿杀虫剂凑合一下。”我凌乱了……
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